darker than the inside of a cow

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

by Christel March 21, 2007

on the inside

a person doing hard time in the slammer

My dog can't smoke none b-cause he on the inside

by Ryan "Homie G" October 5, 2003

The Inside Job

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.

That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.

by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011

peeing on the inside

see peeing

Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.

*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!

*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.

eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."

by ckkay December 15, 2010

paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.

(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")

by Priapism76 June 11, 2014

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox

Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.

by a dusk veiled coast April 24, 2022