Lizard

Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.
Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.
by Saint Jamie March 23, 2015
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When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.
Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard.

How high was that fool
-He looked like a straight lizard!
by AJ La Flare August 09, 2011
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Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."
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lizards

1. A grouping of animals that share similar features. (e.g. cold-blooded, scales etc)

2. A race of 12-foot extra-dimensional beings that a few harmless crackpots like Icke believe rule the world.
Actually if you'd read up on David Icke, you'd see that when he says lizards he really does mean 12-foot reptiles from the fourth dimension. (Which doesn't mean he doesn't harbour some bordeline anti-semitic beliefs, just that the lizards aren't one of them). The guys a harmless maniac, not the next Hitler.
by Paranoia833 June 20, 2004
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by herpderplizard October 20, 2011
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Student 1- who is the principal at HHS
Student 2- Lizard
Student 1- like an actual lizard
Student 2- yup Mr.Futral
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Lizarding

The act of sticking one's tongue in and out rapidly to greet another individual in the hopes of getting him or her to lizard you back. Used as a way to greet someone to say hello or goodbye. Depending on the person, you may stick your tongue out as many times as you want and as fast as you want.
Larry spotted Zoey across the bar, but the music was too loud to shout hello and the room was too crowded to wave. Instead, Larry used the act of lizarding to attract Zoey and in return she started lizarding back. They were good friends.
by steveyponders November 22, 2011
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