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The Finger

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1.FUCK YOU, strong disapproval

2.can be a strange, friendly greeting for some. Alternative to "hello"
Example 1. You telling us to be quiet because of exams hay....here! TAKE THAT
(Gives The Finger)

Example 2. notices friend in distance.AAYY!!...Gives The Finger, sometimes accompanied with wavelike movements - like you wave your open hand when using the more traditional "hello"
why some consider this is a greeting, no-one will ever know
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Plyable to the finger but firm to the tap

James: Hey, make sure those nachos are plyable to the finger but firm to the tap!
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
by fakescientist8000 September 20, 2021
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Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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The Finger Award

the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".
I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
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the finger

The middle finger, often used in the phrase "giving the finger." This finger is used to make an offensive hand gesture when speech is inadequate.
That guy just gave me the finger!! *gun cocking*
by BlastMaster June 18, 2003
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Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".
I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!
by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011
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watch the finger

It means to not use the middle finger. It shows a sign of disrespect
Watch the finger there are little kids around
by Ty and Alyssa July 18, 2017
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