Definitions by fakescientist8000

Plyable to the finger but firm to the tap 

Two terms that Binging With [Babish] just made up

James: Hey, make sure those nachos are plyable to the finger but firm to the tap!
Emily: What the hell does that mean?

Plyable to the finger but firm to the tap by fakescientist8000 September 20, 2021

Oregon Haywater 

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of [Phil Swift], the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.

Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...

Oregon Haywater by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021