That’s the Badger

It’s like saying ‘that’s it!’ but better. Can be used when taking about a place, a person or when you’re agreeing with someone. Adds a bit of pazazz to your vocabulary.

Me: What’s that girl’s name?
Someone: You mean the one that looks like a toe?
Me: That’s the badger.

by caynipple March 27, 2019

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 19, 2023

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012

Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.

"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

by kotb October 1, 2007