Table

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES

Eat me like I’m a table

by Pnnis January 17, 2021

TABLE

WOOD

I GOT A TABLE

by SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS March 7, 2012

table

An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.

You're such a table.

by TheSarcasticCatfish February 6, 2017

Table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing December 31, 2020

tabled

Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table

Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled

by irishhellgirl June 11, 2006

Table

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.

ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table

by adoe26 February 18, 2010

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017