snub the rooster

jerking off, masturbation

Joe likes to snub the rooster when his roommate, the carnie, is not home.

by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006

The Rooster

A form of dance where a person assumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.

"Damn look at Bob doing the rooster"

by Oakes College! February 3, 2007

The Rooster Teeth Bump

The positive spike in views on a video that is mentioned and linked in the link dump on the Drunk Tank Podcast.

Did you see The Rooster Teeth Bump on that indestructible phone video?" "The fan boys posted pages of comments that just said Drunk Tank ;)

by jimboslice79 July 7, 2011

Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response

"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"

by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017

zooter the rooter

zooter the rooter is a well known name for kye. absolutely spectacular in and out of bed

zooter the rooter back at it again pullin all the muffs

by kpky February 23, 2022

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

The Rooster

When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'

I think I got food poisoning, 'cause I was up all night doing the rooster.

by top dolla May 20, 2009