The Real World

A phrase that is popular among high school/college students and other people who live their lives outside of the societal norm that is used upon the realization that they will soon be entering the drab form of existence where they work behind a desk or counter for 40-50 years, pay taxes and bills, drink cheap beer while watching sporting events or movies on the weekends, wait for the next video game system or iphone to come out, plan trips to Europe, and find a significant other that will help them bring other useless fucks into this world to continue this helpless, modern era cycle of chasing down the newest commercialized good while contributing not a single bit of positive productivity to the world in return.

Person 1 - "Man, I graduate soon. I can't believe it."

Person 2 - "No kidding. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Maybe I'll try to become an accountant or work as a manager for some large retail chain. I heard they get good benefits. Time for The Real World, I guess."

Person 1 - "I think I'll just go drown myself in that lake over there. Its not like I'll be doing anything for the next 50 years anyways."

by Murrdawg88 May 10, 2011

the real magilla

Used similarly to "the real McCoy". Means it's genuine, an original, a true type, "The One&Only".
Possibly referring to an old cartoon character named Magilla Gorilla of Hanna-Barbera fame.

"I'm telling you, that's the real magilla of the Millennium Falcon from the movies!"

by GeiStorm September 10, 2013

The Real Housewives of Covid

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.

The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60's, featuring such artists as John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf.

Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it's not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by greatboozeup January 24, 2009

The real cost

Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.

Basically it’s bullshit

Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!

Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler

by White Boy Smokes Weed February 9, 2021

The Real Julia

An Urban Dictionary editor who averages over 500 defs per day and has over a thousand favs.

The Real Julia is famous for being known as an editor that can't possibly have a life due to the amount of time spent on this website.

by Cam L Toes February 11, 2007

The Real Mami Chula

The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes

just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!

Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.

Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.

by The Real Papi Chulo January 11, 2012