plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.

Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Plumbered

One who has been shown a plumber's crack.

Dude, you've just been plumbered!

by rubirodd September 28, 2009

but plumber

Someone who performs anal irrigation on someone or something

Hey big Joads can you inspect my pipe work? Been eating lots of just da gravy rolls and I heard your a but plumber by trade

by Whitecunt September 11, 2016

Plumber

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018

Plumber

Sex worker in a whorehouse who will perform acts of oral-anal sex the others cannot stand to , due to their relative delicacy.

Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.

by NWA10000 January 14, 2015

the Plumber

sticking a womans head in the toilet while fucking her in the ass

Blaize: Did you bang her?

Cheetoh: Yeah i gave her the plumber

by DA Cheetoh February 25, 2009

plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 10, 2004