The Brown Market

Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.

Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.

Guard Falzone: You mean...?

Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.

by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

Looking for the Boston Market

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

by Jerz26 January 17, 2014

The Craft Market

The general propensity for people to deceive. The 'real world' of conspiracy and exploitation.

'Are you sure about trusting a mysterious company with all of your belongings?'

'Surely no-one would set up a fake courier company on the off chance that they would be asked to transport something worth more than the cost of setting up the scam in the first place!'

'Never underestimate The Craft Market.'

by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009

the big market

The stock market .

I'mi in the big market

by aminozuur January 18, 2011

The Brown Market

Anything you would get black market such as copyrighted material or illegal narcotics except from a Latino, hence BROWN market.

Steve: Where did you get that polo shirt at bro?

Bro: I got it real cheap from the Brown Market

by B-M-G09 August 5, 2009

Will the stock market crash soon?

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…

Will the stock market crash soon?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

The stock market

The White House DOESN'T keep an eye on this every day!? Are you fucking retarded!?

Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022