Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.

During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

cut of the log

originated from the original frogger, "cut of the log" has several interesting meanings:

1. "Cut of the Log" was first pronounced in an intense round of frogger (lvl 2). The entirety of the phase was actually "My frog landed on the cut of the log." That phrase was later changed to "cut of the log" because its less words. The cut of the log is the end of the log.

2. "Cut of the log" is also used in the world of drugs. When someone smokes good weed the immediately say, "Damn thats the cut of the log!" Thats because the weed is good. Damn.

"Damn, thats the cut of the log."

"You missed it by the cut of the log"

"Damn, thats the fucking cut of the log!"

by Damn, thats the cut of the log June 24, 2009