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Wave the French Flag

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023
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Anna and the French Kiss

Awesomest romantic book in the world about friends who live in a boarding school in Paris. Some side effects will be not being able to let go of the book, extreme contentment and the desire to live in the book. So overall its a darn good book.
"Wow that girl ,Abby, looks like she fell in love."
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"
by Tvery January 10, 2012
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What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.
Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"
by Chilitastic May 11, 2010
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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
by J Dubya December 26, 2003
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The French Press

The French Press originated in Normandy, France and was popular among existensialist figures such as Camus and Sartre.

The sexual act, found to be highly pleasurable, begins with anal intercourse between a man and another biotic being, whether it be a man, woman, child or goat --any creature with an anus will do.

After the creature has taken a strong laxative (Nat-Lax TNT will do), the "pitcher" will fuck the "catcher" thouroghly in the ass until his urethra is fully packed with diarrhea. He then pulls out his cock and allows for the shit to harden in his urethra (this process can be accelerated by the use of a hair dryer). The partner proceeds to give him a gentle yet firm hand job, being sure to collect all the hardened shit as it is pressed out of the cock. Finally, the weiner poop (see: Scrotie McBoogerballs) is ground in a coffee grinder to a fine consistency and brewed, similar to a dark, rich French roast.

Suggested serving techniques include adding one tablespoon of cream or milk and a pinch of sugar. The resulting drink is then shared by all parties, often popular in bear-orgies where the tonic serves as a mild aphrodisiac.
No, me and the Mrs. employed The French Press last night and brewed some Asspresso. Would you like one cream or two?
by Joe and Cody September 29, 2010
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take it like the french

When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.
Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French.
by KRHimself June 3, 2004
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The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.
“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”
by waffleman95 March 2, 2021
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