bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.

She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"

by pow3rzz January 26, 2007

Bats on the Booty

Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.

Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.

She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Bats in the Cave

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.

I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 26, 2008

bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

bats for the yankees

euphamism for one being homosexual; see batting for the yankees

see batting for the yankees

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

bats in the cave

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.

It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave.

by Dmented29 August 25, 2008