what the asian

A phrase said to state that one is in total disbelief or confusion as to what has happened, or what is happening.

Girl//Guy walking beside you :
"I'm gay and love meatballs."
You:
"WHAT THE ASIAN?!?"

by Sallie_ik December 4, 2007

Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope

Aidan Strope is a guy who is anti sports and only has Smash Bros, jobs, and his education going for him. He is cool and all but not when it comes to Smash. He likes to do voices to try to copy what other people’s voices sound like at an annoying rate when I play him or he plays against random people online which online sucks ass. He doesn’t understand that sports are powerful and can do very fascinating things in the world. He also doesn’t understand that the power of sports can also change people’s lives. Finally, he has not seen the movie, The Graduate, which is an awesome classic movie and maybe it’s better than Marvel movies and Star Wars.

Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope: *trying to imitate a voice* Hi I’m Luca and I like to play Ivysaur
Aidan: *trying to imitate a voice* Up B, Up B
P.S. Aidan the Asian Chinese is something another Aidan I know finds funny and doesn’t mind it at all when I call him that. Nothing offensive being intended

by bijanfanclub September 24, 2019

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

(___)ɔ

Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

I miss suriya the asian <3

by jakepaul4ever October 1, 2019

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.

Anton the Asian only eats dogs

by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019

Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.

Stfu you Ken the Asian

by Aaasian June 10, 2022

the full asian

1. To experience being ejaculated upon by all 51 different types of Asians in one room simultaneously. (Difficult to accomplish). The combined nut produces a euphoric rush and an overwhelming sense of accomplishment/gratitude.

2. A very fun time.

Hey, did grandma ever tell you the story of how she got the full Asian back in '58?

by CuckyMi November 15, 2018