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Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.
Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!
by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008
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Pubic Thatch

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Twat-thatch

dude, that girl a major twat-thatch!
by Shagthatch99 October 18, 2005
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ass thatch

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer
by nick December 7, 2003
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thatch

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".
"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"
by Nick September 12, 2004
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Snatch Thatch

Carly: Should I shave my pubes?
Sheila: I love me some snatch thatch
by 343N September 17, 2017
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thatch

slang term for marijuana. Derived from the mentally challanged TV character Corky Thatcher. Describes how good weed can make you feel retarded.
Do you have any thatch ? That guy is a huge thatcher.
I'm so thatched.
by thatched420 June 17, 2008
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