Thanos

a unit measurement that is one half of the universe

The universe is made up of two thanoses and two universes are made up of four thanoses.

by Ooga_booga____ January 8, 2019

Thanos

A big purple nigga that kills most of the Avengers

Dude did u see infinity war. My boy Thanos killed all them sorry ass heroes

by Idontfeelsogud12345 June 4, 2018

Thanos

A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.

Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".

by A Human Male July 4, 2018

Thanos

A giant space grape that was raked alive and now collects rocks for a living

Thanos is a thicc grape

by Jeffaldoo May 5, 2019

Thanos

A big purple raisand thing that gets bullied by the avengers because he collects rocks and he wears a big glove with rocks glued to it

See that ballsack chin grimace raisand guy he killed all his bullies his name is thanos

by HulkPoopedHisPants August 14, 2018

Thanos

A purple prune that has a rock collection, has a cool glove, adopts random children after commiting genocide on their family, has a insurance company called 50%, and gets bullied by the avengers.

Thanos is using skin care..

by not_space_rock21 July 24, 2019

Thanos

a giant grape that likes to snap

thanos: I hate you *snap* ha ur ded lol

by Anvils May 28, 2019