thank u, next

grateful for the past, now onto the next and deadass not looking back. kinda like fuck off, but in a more sophisticated way

“for somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it huh”

“thank u, next”

“.”

by yall blast that r&b subgenre November 6, 2018

No thank you

Fuck off!

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.

by ericparrey June 20, 2016

Tankapotamas

a man, usually heavier built, who can handle mass quantities of alcohol and/or weed and still keep going.

Joe: "You see that bigger guy over there just slamming those beers down?"
Mitch: "Ya man, thats Bill... he's such a tankapotamas."

Jared: "Dude, Josh, you've hit that bong like 8 times!"
Josh: "Yo bro, i'm a motha fucking tankapotamas"

by MoneyChimp February 19, 2010

Thank Google

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.

I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.

by jeffff June 5, 2007

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

by James Clean November 5, 2018

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015