textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

Texture Fatigue

It's a made up fatigue where your sanity is being destroyed from repetitively texturing Splatoon models for two days.

Velepexon is dying of death because of his Texture Fatigue.

by okmrsavage September 17, 2022

Texture Nazi

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".

How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.

by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020

textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Texturing

Giving colour and texture to a 3d object.

I am texturing a house.

by UniSolJeroen January 16, 2011

Texturefull

to describe something with a large amount of texture.

"Ah, yes this leaf is very texturefull"

by FellowHumanBean#76 June 7, 2021

texture

To deliver a parental lecture via text

It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!

by Moma Mia September 18, 2012