Texturbation

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Textourettes

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."

Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.

by gregor_y November 22, 2010

textretary

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

Texturism

The idea that only black women with hair that is loose or has well-defined curls (3A, 3B, and 3C hair) are beautiful.

“Because of texturism in the media, it’s rare to see women with coily hair presented as beautiful to the public.”

by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021

texturbate

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public

Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.

by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008

textural cramp

Very similar to a menstrual cramp but it's in the arms from too much texting.

I thought my period cramps were bad until I texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.

I cannot send anymore text messages to you because I have textural cramps. Taking some Midol.

Sorry I cannot text today, I'm getting my texting period.

I am PTC'ing, pre-textual cramping.

by SneffSneff January 9, 2010

texturelicious

An Instagram image that shows a particularly nice texture. Often composed of contrasting textures of different materials, that may combine natural textures, such as tree branches, with man-made ones, such as a bricks or rocks.

Love that shot, it is so texturelicious!

by MacroSh00ter May 15, 2018