texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

Textiquette

The etiquette of sending texts i.e. fairly short and to the point NOT over long or letter like.

(Phone bleeps signalling text)
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!

by Lazyfatbitch December 29, 2016

textiquette

the observance of a commonly held code of courteous text messaging etiquette.

Dude! You are decimating my free text message allowance with your txt tlk commentary on the status of your fucktarded observations on life. Get some textiquette already!

by Moxie Bandersnatch August 21, 2008

testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

textitude

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

texticles

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.

New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.

by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009