texican't

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.

that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Text-ican Standoff

When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff

Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.

by RatBoy May 28, 2018

Textical

A person who can’t go five minutes without texting

Stop texting your such a textical!

by TECKA May 17, 2020

texican

A Texican is person of european decent in Texas. A Tejano is a person of hispanic decent in Texas

I'm a Texican. My ancestors are German and Irish.

by RealTexican April 9, 2006

texican

A Mexican Born In Texas

Eddie Guerrero Is A Texican

by Javiel November 13, 2007

Texican

Texas + MEXICAN = TEXICAN

Tejano. Raza. Mexicans that aren't from Mexico, but are Texas Mexicans, Lation, Spanish, Hispanic. But are Countryy as fuck and are down to bang screw & say what it dew! & in this day and time (Donald duck admin) fuck saying ur american.

I am a Texican.

by YYYa May 23, 2018

Texticating

having a domestic arguement over text message
Domesticating thru mobile devices
often when in the same room but unable to argue because there are other people around

"oh god they are at it again texticating when they are sitting right next to each other!"

by g311 January 3, 2008