Sexterity

Your sexy ability. Can change depending on attitude, appearance, disposition, location.

Dude! Look at this new shirt. It easily adds 5 to my sexterity.

by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Texterate

Texting between two people.

"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"

by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Textering

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.

I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!

by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010

douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010

sexual dexterity

The ability of an individual to use their hands and/or other extremities with ease and skill to sexually pleasure themselves or someone else.

A person has above average sexual dexterity if he/she can do more than three of the following while simultaneously jacking themselves and/or someone else off: take it in the ass, face, vagina, tits, thighs, feet, toes, hands, or elbow crack.

by africanbeachbaby February 9, 2014

38 dexterity

The dexterity required for a male or female to engage in oral masturbation .

person 1-"Man, that dude is agile!"

person 2-" i bet he has 38 dexterity!"

by chesteringmolestering February 18, 2015

Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.

John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.

by NYobserver November 30, 2011