Textate

to say or read (something) aloud for another person to text to someone.

My wife was driving, so she would textate to me what she wanted sent.

by hawkerpilot July 1, 2009

textages

Text + Messages = Textages

I'll check if I have any new textages

by Iowa February 21, 2007

Textake

When you send the wrong text message to someone else.

Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Testages

dangling residual doubts after taking a test.

I have major testages after taking that Music Therapy final.

by SnarkAttack April 29, 2006

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

textagraph

A portmanteau of "text message" and "paragraph", used when someone sends you a freakishly large text.

"Jesus Frank, if we need milk just come out and say we need milk, cool it with the freaking textagraphs you crybaby"

by Skin E Dude July 30, 2014

Textanese

Language used in texting. Speaking text messages even though you are not texting.

He cant stop speaking in Textanese. It's like he has to say OMG instead of oh my God when we talk!

by DryCleanOnly March 6, 2009