Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.

First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.

The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.

by MitiGator January 18, 2009

testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.

I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters

by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009

testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.

"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."

by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

Tactically Large Spoon

When some shitter decided to use the Comically Large Spoon from the hit vine in stealth and combat

Guy: I need a good melee
Guy 2: use the tactically large spoon
Guy: what

by aspEcts353 February 3, 2022