tweatarded

the stupid things tweaked out people do

Your head lamp looks tweatarded, eat a sandwich and take a nap

by Grpit74 February 3, 2017

twitarded

A mental affliction which causes people to think Twitter(.com) is useful in any way. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.)

People who give you their twitter handle as soon as you meet are twitarded.

by ph1llydrifter July 25, 2009

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

Terarded

more stupid than stupid can be, idiotic, mentally funny.

Wow, he is so terarded.
lol my friend Kongus is such a T-rard

by Miira Yokunashi May 9, 2008

Textarded

a) One who is retarded in the ways of modern texting, i.e not knowing the lingo, such as lmfao, lol, idk, etc.

b) One who does not know how to text at all.

Daughter: Idk, Mom, my bff Jill told me on me on the DL and I instantly lmfao.

Mom: *blank stare*

Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.

by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009

textarded

a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.

bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!

bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!

bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.

by checkitoutfool May 20, 2010

Twitarded

Not understanding how to use Twitter.com

Am I Twitarded or is twitter actually not working today?

by WillTaff January 29, 2010