tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.

What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?

by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul

Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting

by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019

Tinzing

A man with a small dick but a big ego

Yo he’s such a Tinzing

by Saif wahab May 30, 2018

Tenzin

A popular girl who went to my school. Beautiful beyond words, incredibly kind and nice. Selfless and super hot, she's a great listener and My wife.

Guy 1: Damn that chick is hot

Guy 2: Looks like a TENZIN bro
Guy 3: That's my wife

by chazinzbear December 3, 2014

Tenzin

someone who honestly doesn't give a damn.

tenzin: *pours Pepsi into glass*
person: what are you doing?
tenzin: Pepsi bottle, Coca Cola glass; I don't give a damn.

by Klymothe June 14, 2018