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‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook
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(noun) - Tim Horton's (R) Cofee that is dranked while camping, for enjoyament, etc.; beverage.
(verb) - to take in a cofee in any manner; absorb.
- to propose or participate in a toast to (a person, thing, or event): to drink one's health.
(noun) - Tim Horton's (R) Cofee that is dranked while camping, for enjoyament, etc.; beverage.
(verb) - to take in a cofee in any manner; absorb.
- to propose or participate in a toast to (a person, thing, or event): to drink one's health.
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