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telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009
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telecine

Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".
I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!
by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005
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Parents Television Council

The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".
" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane
by brappapapskiiiirt October 12, 2009
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Parents Television Council

Nazi organization of soccer momsand conservatives. Hell bent on repealing the 1st amendment and illegalizing(sic)
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.
Are people actually dumb enough to believe the shit that comes outta the Parents Television Council?
by Disgruntled Gamer January 27, 2008
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Parents Television Council

A website that I use to determine which shows are the best. The shows that the PTC whines the most about are clearly worth watching, and the ones that they give their seal of approval to are to be avoided at all costs.

They are currently ranked 'World-Class' in their whining abilities.
So, Parents Television Council, why do you whine about shows that are on at 9pm, when kids have already gone to sleep? Why do you have such an unhealthy obsession with Seth MacFarlane?
by EvilDash0 November 5, 2010
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television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.
I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
by Matt March 14, 2005
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Tantric Television

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.
I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.
by Ralph Marathon April 27, 2012
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