telekinesis

The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.

Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Telekiss

The act or process of asking or calling someone to tell them to kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.

My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

Telekissing can be weird sometimes.

We received some telekisses from our family relatives.

My extended family telekissed me.

Grandparents enjoy calling their children to tell them to telekiss their grandchildren for them.

by Asaad Khattab September 10, 2016

Telekillnesis

The ability to kill another person with your mind.

Omg, did you hear that Kira has telekillnesis? She totally killed her ex’s entire family with her mind.

by Bartholomew11 November 5, 2018

Telekinutis

The ability to makes one's self orgasm using only the mind

"Last night i had a wet dream"
"That is the power of telekinutis

by Rustin Jogers December 2, 2018

Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

telekinternetisis

The ability to access the internets from your mind.

My wife was bitching at me for being on the computer. I told her.....woman....get off my back....i'm not on the computer, I have telekinternetisis.

by Sydneytola August 23, 2009

Telekinesize

To Commit to telekinesis

I'm planning to telekinesize this keyboard to make you in the face.

by Mercrii June 15, 2010