v-teliosums

system of measurement for the amount of weed you have.

v-teliosums consists of:
i have:
-a little= a bowl
-some= 2 joints
-a nick= blunt
-dime= 2 blunts+ bowl
-dub= enough for the whole night
-0= a grip
-more then 0= where da partys at.

by dayg0 January 15, 2008

telaso

telaso adalah kata makian asal sulawesi selatan yang berarti kotoran penis
tai = tinja, laso = penis.

A: apa mau kelahi?
B :telaso ini ayo mi !

by dilok June 9, 2020

Telaportakenetis

A mixture of teleporting and telekinesis.

Holy Shit! That 7'7 2k player just telaportakenetised !

by Urbandic132 September 29, 2020

Telamon

The evil sidekick of Erik Cassel. He takes over millions of obsessed kids with an inside joke about fried chicken on his online game ROBLOX. Someday us minecraft users will crash the website and destroy telamon (John Shedletsky)!!!

You are fat and lazy like telamon.

by cppppppatrick October 15, 2011

Teleiophilic

The state of having a horrible condition called teleiophilia. It is best just to avoid anyone who is teleiophilic, for the good of the community.

Person 1: Wow did you see the way that Sara looked at me? I think I’m going to go talk to her.

Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.

by MadHatter6 May 24, 2020

Teleiophile

A SMOL BOY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO IS ATTRACTED TO BIG PEOPLE.

VEDANT IS 17YERAS OLD AND IS ATTRACTED TO MOTHER OF HIS FRIEND WHO IS 47 YEARS OLD. HE IS TELEIOPHILE.

by VEDANT5370729PO September 29, 2019

Teleiophile

Singh Dhruv

I like older men, i am a teleiophile. You can also call me a Singh Dhruv

by Droob07070707 May 6, 2018