Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!
Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...
by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018
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An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.
by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012
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He's a really good bestfriend
He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.
He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.
HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...
Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
He's a really good bestfriend
He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.
He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.
HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...
Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?
Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
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by CrazyGuyDude November 28, 2021
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by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015
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Taimoor is believed to be the most perfect specimen to ever walked on planet earth. Some considered him to be vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down the rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness.
Legend says that he is a sex god from the planet Sexurus.
If someone say they wouldn't bang Taimoor (regardless of their sexuality) then they are probably lying.
Taimoor is the desire of all women who lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
He truly is an Undeniable Sex God.
Taimoor is believed to be the most perfect specimen to ever walked on planet earth. Some considered him to be vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down the rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness.
Legend says that he is a sex god from the planet Sexurus.
If someone say they wouldn't bang Taimoor (regardless of their sexuality) then they are probably lying.
Taimoor is the desire of all women who lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
He truly is an Undeniable Sex God.
Emma: Holy fucking shit, who was that guy
Isabella: He looked like a man out of legend, so sexy it's unreal, he is Taimoor.
Emma: TAIMOOR, how can we be so sure.
Isabella: It is said that looking at Taimoor can send you into multiple orgasm.
Isabella: He looked like a man out of legend, so sexy it's unreal, he is Taimoor.
Emma: TAIMOOR, how can we be so sure.
Isabella: It is said that looking at Taimoor can send you into multiple orgasm.
by Truth teller 123 December 16, 2013
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