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teringkut

Dutch expression. Literally, it would translate as "tuberculosiscunt", as "tering" is a slang word for tuberculosis, an kut = cunt. You might say, to illustrate your disapproval or malcontent about a situation: "dat is ontzettend teringkut", or, about a person:"wat een ontzettende teringkut". Or, "wat een onzettend teringkutwijf". in the latter two expressions you'd be referring to a person (as in: what a fucking cunt), whereas in the first, you'd be describing a situation, rather more equivalent to "what a fucking shit" or "that fucking sucks".
Wat een teringkutwijf. Oh, dit is echt ontzettend teringkut.
by Gleufje March 20, 2017
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tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.
Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.
by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018
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Tending

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.
1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.
by Helen Storm November 7, 2009
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Tedding

Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."
by Moing It November 10, 2011
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Teeing Off

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009
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Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R
Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)
by Zabatsue August 19, 2011
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sweet teaing

The act of siphoning McDonald's sweet tea by entering the establishment, ordering a sweet tea with no ice, and then pouring it into a funnel that drains into an empty two liter bottle concealed by a suitcase or backpack, then repeat with as many free refills as possible. Coined by Brian Berris of Wreckless Media Radio.
Brian: Oh, we were talking about me sweet teaing.
Greg: Oh, is that what it's called? It's like a new, progressive sport?
Brian: No, I say to my friends, "I gotta go tea off." They know what it means.
by Lithane November 28, 2009
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