Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

by philbobaggins August 3, 2016

Ted Cruz

The true identity of the Zodiac Killer.

"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"

"Probably Ted Cruz."

"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."

by George Washingmachine July 25, 2016

Ted Cruz

Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's

"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "

by TheIllusionist June 6, 2016

Ted Cruz

Accidentally liking/sharing a porn post on social media.

"Ah man, I just pulled a Ted Cruz with that MILF stepmom video.

by TeddyCruzZodiac June 3, 2019

Ted Cruz

An alien trying to pass itself off as human.

"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Ted Cruz

The Zodia killer.... Who else?

Search "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer ". Its gotta be him

by SmartAss69GiggityGiggity May 25, 2016

Ted Cruz

When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.

Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.

by AutismoTheThird September 24, 2017