Techtoker

A 'TechToker' is usually a desperate wannabe-famous 12 year old on TikTok (thus the name 'Toker') that attempts doing content about tech while having no clue what they're doing. A typical "TechToker" calls Apple E-waste and dick rides Chinese phone brands because of their 'Antutu benchmark score'. some are desperate enough to make tech content about PCs and usually film themselves doing basic things on a computer pretending it's advanced knowledge, they say the would use Linux while they don't understand how to even install it.

TechToker: "Yeah I'm a TechToker, my fanbase loves me!"

Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.

iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone

I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."

by SkidLord69 January 13, 2026

techtoad

a character of toad with a scent for technology, also known as Kirk.

Hey techtoad! Whats the uptime on the server?

by Techtoad March 7, 2008

Techtoos

Artistic drawings on the bodies of stagehands.

Man, those stagehandettes have some really bangin' techtoos.

by Dirtyhippie1322 February 14, 2010

Techtor

When a person is tortured and tormented on a regular but small way by technology caused by misconfigurations and poor implementation of software on devices such as phones and computers

I've been techtored today, three times on my phone, two on my PC and once on my Xbox.

by ianthm December 31, 2016

TechTology

This word is used to describe the technology of Toes, like playing video games with your toes instead of your hands.

Wow, the Yummi techtology being used is wild especially since their monitors off.

by koukli20 February 21, 2021

techtorina

it is a boy' s name, hector and he is really good at technology and looks like a ballerina.
GUy: AYE YO! THAT'S TECHTORINA!!!
techtorina: hey!

Girl: WE LOVE YOUR NAME!!!!

Is nickname is techtorina!

by Girlll-1234 February 1, 2023

Techtopia

A speculative future society where advanced technology eradicates war, disease, labor, money, and suffering, creating a perfect, harmonious world.

Example: In the vision of Star Trek Enterprise, technology has eliminated famine, disease, suffering, and even the need for money, creating a utopian Earth.

.Lee: Bruv, Elon Musk reckons that in about 10 years, we won't even need to go to work—robots will do it all for us. LOL.

Frank: Yeah, bruv, that’d be a total techtopia. Everybody will be well happy. LOL.

Lee: Init, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese March 8, 2026