teabonics

using words and hand painted signs to SAY one thing and meaning something tatally different.

go to any tea party demonstration and read the signs that they carry--- you will see teabonics at work

by jbbruce001 October 13, 2011

Utah Teapot

The Utah Teapot is a sexual maneuver requiring three people - one man, and two women (one with a strap-on). It combines pegging and the teapot maneuver - the three people are in a line, facing the same direction.

The man is in the center, the woman wearing the strap on is in the back, pegging the man, with her hands on his shoulders, and the woman without a strap-on is in front, in the doggystyle position. Due to the orientation of those involved, the overall shape resembles that of a teapot - the woman in the front being the 'spout', the woman in the back being the 'handle', and the man being the body of the teapot.

The "Utah" correlation comes from the fact that two women and one man are required - a reference to polygamy/Mormonism/Utah.

I walked in on Dallin and his two wives, Jessica and Linda, doing the Utah Teapot the other night after temple. I then went and didn't have a drink, since it is forbidden in my faith.

by nilesdark April 9, 2019

going full teapot

This term is used to describe what happens when a person gets all steamed up and boils over, especially when involved in a debate on Facebook or other social media.

Did you see that woman going full teapot on that post! It was ridiculous!

by veriveriteri May 20, 2014

Teapot Dome

When receiving a blow job outside it is so cold that her/his breath looks like steam rising from a teapot. It is customary to whistle when about to climax.

I went camping last week with Katie and it was so cold she decided to give me a teapot dome.

by Instantfilm February 23, 2011

Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.

Teapot Tim is a kickass

by Wally May 7, 2004

tewpond

Another word for retard

You stupid TEWPOND, you ate my cookies!

by fepowfl;fd November 9, 2020

Sexy teapot

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.

'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'

by Danger Russ August 26, 2013