don't even trip

Used when telling someone not to cop an attitude (emphasis on the word "even").

Girl, don't EVEN trip about Rita hookin up wit Jose.

by smelly_cat40 November 29, 2003

"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

don't even trip

It's all good. Don't worry bout it

Tyvon left you? Don't even trip

by Giddy November 30, 2003

don't even

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."

by Anna December 1, 2003

don't even trip

as in don't worry about it

cuz fliped on me, i told ol' boy don't even trip

by Dolla November 30, 2003

This ain't even my whole night

A phrase that indicates the lack of significance of any given situation in relation to the series of events contained in a days duration of time

Lenard - Looks like I beat you at chess again

Some Guy - Whatever, this ain't even my whole night

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020