twick

Half twit, half dick; a real intolerable ass that loves to spew absolute nonsense.

My new co-worker is such a twick, you need earplugs to have a pleasant conversation with him.

by ibichibi1 June 6, 2009

twickling

rubbing bodyparts together, resulting in an awful annoying sound

rubbing toes together

by keri kirchhefer July 14, 2005

twickle

To tweak-a-little.

I really think the design is going in the right direction so let's add in the final twickles today and send it off to the client tomorrow morning.

by SwapMeetDude January 24, 2011

Twickenham

A suburban town in Southwest London. Essentially a BTEC version of Richmond, more chavs and no tube. The only notable thing to ever come from Twickenham is the rugby stadium, but even then it's surrounded by a shanty town (neighbouring Whitton). The only use of Twickenham is driving through it to get onto the motorway.

Friend 1: Oi lets go to Twickenham tomorrow night

Friend 2: No thanks I don't want to be harassed by a 12 year old gypsy outside Burger King.

by memeulous January 3, 2017

Twicker

A device for removing staples, also known as a staple remover.

"Has somebody got a twicker?"

by Rodamar May 27, 2007

Twicket

A ticket for an event purchased or won via Twitter. Twitter Tickets

@onstagebedford gave away twickets to their production of THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE just for following them on Twitter.

by dennisactor August 8, 2010

twickin

to hit jumpers in basketball witout hittin the rim, basically swishin em

"Man that dude was twickin 3's from all over the place"

by 3pointballer October 29, 2004