Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.

Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.

by TRLive August 25, 2010

Tasfia

One of the most awesome, amazing people you can ever meet in your life. She is one of the bubbliest, quirkiest, energetic people you'll know. She's shy at first, but soon you'll know how crazy she can be. Tasfia has a great sense of humor and is known for making dumb, stupid jokes from time to time and her awesome stories about her crazyass life. Might not be the best singer or the best at British accents, but she has a heart of gold and unbelievably kind. It is possible she went out of her way to help a tourist from Switzerland find her way to her hotel before. Although she probably grew up in the most ghetto/ Dominican places of the South Bronx a.k.a Fordham and secretly has a very dirty mind, she still remains to be very gullible and innocent. Tasfia is known to be a freakishly ticklish. She has beautiful long, black hair, and a loud, lovable laugh. She is incredibly smart, aces all her classes, and will probably have an IQ over 140. She'll have several friends, but two best friends whom she shares stupid, crazy adventures with and tell everything to (le meeeee!) It takes time to know her, but once she lets you in, there's no turning back. She's the sweetest girl on earth who has your back with everything and will be there for you when you need it most. She is destined to do great things in this world and there's no stopping her. Tasfia is amazing and often doesn't realize how much she means to those around her, especially to her best friend Takia <3.

Derp: Damn, that girl is such a Tasfia.

by Ms.McDonell April 24, 2013

Tashia

Bad jawn with the best personality on earth with the most beautiful soul and can make you smile no matter what is going on. But first I would like to ask tashia will you be my girlfriend

I love you crazy tashia

by Tomtomtomtoitt May 30, 2018

Tasiac

TASIAC or Tasiac or even tasiac is an acronym:

Tax

And

Spend

Is

A

Catastrophe.
This is exemplified by the (UK) Brown Administration (1997-2010), which, despite having a plausible blair, or Spieler in fairground terminology, to grease the ways, tested to destruction the 'Tax and Spend' notion of socialist economics.
The main architect - given that the blair couldn't calculate the change when buying a newspaper, was the monocular caledonian onanist, Brown.

"Blair allegedly held the levers of power - but was too supine to prevent Gordon Brown exemplifying the Tasiac Law," said Ottaway, a well-regarded gardener.

Without using the term Tasiac, the 'Daily Telegraph' inveighs frequently against the horrendously incontinent spending of the Nu-Labour administration, in a daily bulletin on the iniquities of the Man who ditched Prudence - and bankrupted an Empire's heirs for generations.

by Railtracksurvivor August 21, 2009

Takia

A bad ass. usually one who likes to stay away from drama but one to mess with. Always cares about others, sensitive,and can easily get heart broken but even if she is will smile and pretend like nothing is wrong.she is a true and great friend.she loves to express her feelings in drawings and writing and more.she is gorgeous to the maximum and loves to hang out with friends and family.she is also very trustworthy.

You can always trust Takia

by Malerie Maren July 8, 2009

Tasking

1. To provide difficulty to ones computer to the point where it is running at full capacity.

2. To complete consecutive tasks or quests in an online game to power level or just to complete.

I. Crisis 2 on max settings is really tasking my computer...

II. Was tasking all night to get to level 80, I don't even think I slept!

by Wreckard July 1, 2014

SLU Multi-tasking

When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!

Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!

by SLUStreetRunner May 24, 2011