terlet

n. Mispronouciation (redneck style) of "toilet"

Took a big old dump in the terlet.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

Torlet

An American regional pronunciation of the word toilet. This American dialect is used in Southern Illinois, Western Ohio, Kentucky.

Hey youns guys, I drank too much soda and need to use the torlet.

by Kadek, 2nd son January 11, 2019

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

target shock

a strategy in the game Mario Kart to use the lightning bolt, commonly known as the shock, on the player in first place and shock them over a jump that will end in the player having to be dragged out by Lakitu

G8 NOVA target shocked SaiX on Bowser's Castle 64.

by Gonzalo Barrios June 3, 2016

target cart attendant

A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!

CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.

by Rikers Beard September 1, 2008

Sassy Target

a ridiculously underrated facebook page. dumbass pages like "satan" and "cell" have hundreds of thousands of likes and are shit but sassy target is hilarious and they actually interact with their fans.

"Dude did you see that hilarious status Sassy Target posted?"

"Was it about how shitty Wal Mart is?"

by barbariansteve December 24, 2012

soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.

A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022