Tardiot

1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.

I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.

by GMB123 February 26, 2010

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

Tadlock

The god of all the land.
The most important person in the world.
He comes from a long line of Tadlock's.
But the Tadlock born on 1990 is our god.
we must worship him.
And all hot girls must have sex with him.
Or else the wrath of Tadlcok will unleash on the planet earth

"OMG i whant to suck Tadlock's shoes",said by Butt Face

by Tadlock October 8, 2006

Tardnocracy

A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.

America used to be a Democracy, now it's become a Tardnocracy

by WhiskeyTango September 17, 2008

tardly

Acting in a manner so that you might be mistaken for being mentally retarded.

I'm too tardly to learn how to play my new video game.

by bear1 August 7, 2004

Tardworthy

Tardworthy, used to insult somone who has done something completly stupid, neh tardworthy.

"betty, what you just did then is tardworthy!"

by Andy Woodsterr February 24, 2008

Tardover

A politically correct way a telling someone they are of sub average intelligence without insulting the less gifted.

Noun: that dood is a tardover
Reflexive: that guy is so drunk he tarded himself over

by floridachuck December 19, 2010