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happy tapeworm

Rick styler dancing ; dancing while only moving your legs and hips and keeping your arms straight on your side
by Daisychloemom July 8, 2018
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Tapeworm day

A day when no matter how much you eat, you still feel hungry.
"Dude, even though I have eaten 5 times today, I am still hungry. I must be having a tapeworm day!"
by Pkchops April 20, 2009
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Coney Island Tapeworm

After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.
"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."
by F00sieben December 11, 2012
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8 track tapeworm

A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.
Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.
by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
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Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
by Fastermouse May 19, 2024
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Tapeworm

A Bad Cop

An Officer that enforces inhumane laws (eg. woke ‘hate crime’ laws) or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty

The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”
Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..
by SaltyBaconCompsBack August 4, 2022
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tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.
Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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