Starving Tapeworm

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

magic tapeworm

when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose

i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross

by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

Hillbilly tapeworm

A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss

Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on

by Orting honey November 12, 2018

Coney Island Tapeworm

After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.

"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."

by F00sieben December 11, 2012

the tapeworm diet

When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.

Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

happy tapeworm

Rick styler dancing ; dancing while only moving your legs and hips and keeping your arms straight on your side

Look at him doing the happy tapeworm

by Daisychloemom July 8, 2018

8 track tapeworm

A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.

Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020