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Taxdancer

A person who stands on the sidewalk or street corner dressed as Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty or of the like. Their intention is to rope you into impulsively stopping at a close by Tax Filing business. Tactics include; Dancing, jumping up and down, or waving a sign, foam finger, pool noodle or any other annoying thing they can think of.
Driving to work I almost rear ended someone at the light because I was distracted by this Taxdancer. Although... he did have a rather good air guitar technique.
by Tsarith January 12, 2010
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tapdance

Term used to describe the actions of a wingman, in which he entertains the unattractive friend(s) of a target female in order to allow his comrade to court the target female without distraction.
Hey man, I'm trying to holla at the chick in the red but she got 3 chicks with her. Can you come tapdance for me so I can talk to her?
by LenoSummus January 16, 2011
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mexican tapdance

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance
by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008
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The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.
by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009
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Horizontal Tapdance

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.
by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009
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Portuguese Tapdance

To stomp on the head of a prone oponent (or anybody, for that matter)
That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!
by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011
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tapdance

A slang term derived from the motion your feet when people shoot at your feet and you avoid the shots, it looks like your tapdancing
You gonna tapdance when you see my Mac-10
by AC March 13, 2004
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