Tanden

A guy who is super down to earth and you’ll probably catch him tackling an alligator or chasing a coyote. Smells like a man

Look out that Tanden just bit a snakes head off

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeetyeeeeeet February 3, 2019

tangel

Big dick man that's 24 feet tall that has a degree in everything and also owns 12 countries

How great is Tangel am I right? pog?

by anonymous November 27, 2020

tandembate

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"

Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!

by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

tandem hunting

A couple, typically a male and female, who search together for threesome partners, usually another female.

My friend and his girlfriend usually go tandem hunting in nightclubs for bi-sexual women.

by Neo-Rio October 20, 2007