liquor tampon

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014

Tampa Tea

Tampa Tea is an alcoholic beverage comprised of 1 part Jack Daniels and 2 parts Monster Energy Drink.

A Dirty Tampa Tea is the aforementioned mix plus at least 1 mg of powder cocaine

I don’t prefer 4 Locos, I’m a man of culture, I prefer Tampa Tea

by ChonDeLolkat November 25, 2021

tampon boy

Kali Muscle's most favorite word.

"These fuckboys, tampon boys are spreading hate on social media."

by thestupidjacked March 22, 2017

Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!

by TheSpirix January 23, 2011

tampon swing

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl

Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene

by Tomscunt January 19, 2016

Tampinco

1. (verb) the act of plunging the tongue deep into a man's asshole and then trying to bust rhymes and/or rap; 2. (as noun) short, cross-dressing male with no confidence and a micro-penis.; 3) asshole

"I didn't know that he was gay until I walked in on him pulling a Tampinco on Jim!!!"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"

by Jaguilera May 20, 2010

Tampa Bay Rays

The first and only team in league history to start the season 0–6 and finish April with a winning record. The Team that made the Boston Red Sox go down in history as suffering the biggest collapse during the final month of the season in MLB history by giving up a 9 game lead in the American League Wild Card race at the beginning of September. The team that rejuvenated the term Amazing when associated with an MLB team

Fan #1: Did you see those Amazing Tampa Bay Rays make the play offs with the greatest comeback to clinch the wildcard in MLB history?
Fan #2: Yeah. The MLB commission felt so bad for Boston, having those bus signs promoting the Post Season with the Red Sox and all, they decided to add another Wildcard spot to help those crybabies out.

by TampaBay069yeah November 30, 2011