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Talentless Monkey

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey
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Multi-talented

1. Someone who is good at everything
2. Who has multiple talents
3. Winner! Determinater! Has a voice!
Wow that kid has so many talents I think he/she is multi-talented, don't you think
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take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
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talent crush

An affection for somebody based solely on their talents.
Geoffry Rush is such an amazing actor. I have a huge talent crush on him.
by A. Taylor September 10, 2006
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I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
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talent

talənt/
Alicia Tyra Corrales-Connor
Tuby : I just looked up the word ‘talent’ but it’s just a picture of Alicia Corrales-Connor

Locy : Yes, that’s how dictionaries work
by haus.of.stapes May 11, 2020
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no talent whatsoever

Lacking any skill and talent...totally clueless...Tier 4
RG...aka 'R'
by Tier 1 April 7, 2004
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