Tallywacked

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.

She had it So good once, she instantly became tallywacked

by Tinybigstrings August 9, 2017

tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 8, 2003

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 5, 2005

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

tallywacking tits

a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering

That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!

by Andre Cage May 17, 2008