Tallywacker

Another word for penis

My tallywacker is big

by Swag bear crystal January 2, 2017

Tallywacker

A penis

My tallywacker is aroused.

by anonymous February 26, 2024

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

tallywacker licker

A term of endearment for the person give ing a blow job

"You're an amazing tallywacker licker Emilina!" Josh exclaimed.

by Emilina&princess of bartonia May 12, 2014

tallywacker trimmer

Trimming of one's pubic hairs

He used his razor for a tallywacker trimmer

by pokey0129 July 16, 2015

Tallywacker Smacker

Its what you shout when you sneakly whack your work colleagues or mates in the groin.

I snuck up on Darren at work and gave him a Tallywacker Smacker

by Fatballbag February 20, 2024

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024