Tallahassee Tussle

When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle

Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you

by Black Jesus the Third January 8, 2019

The Tallahassee Hero

Nick name for T-Pain

Also known- as T, Tally Pain, Teddy Pain, Tallahassee Pain, Teddy Benderass, Teddy Penderass

Born 1985 in Tallahassee, Florida

T-Pain (born Faheem Najm in Tallahassee, Florida in 1985) is an American hip-hop and R&B

You know my bank roll it gotta lot of zero's
Teddy Pain, The Tallahassee Hero,
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing

by timmmwww May 30, 2007

Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

by cesiophile August 28, 2014

tallbrawlin'

The mayhem in chuggin' back too many tall boys at the bar. The climax in disruptive behavior associated with intoxication in a group of virile men at closing time. The trouble often spills outside of the establishment.

The police were called after reports of tallbrawlin' in the night club's parking lot with several males yelling, throwing bottles, doing doughnuts, and rolling through the sleeping neighborhoods in a drunken state.

by Ms. Opes April 5, 2008

Tallanasty

A nickname for the beloved Tallahasse, Florida.

Savannah: "When are you heading back up to the Tallanasty?"
Colleen: "Sunday afternoon."

by FSU Girl March 1, 2009

tallahassee two step

When you and a friend sleep with eachother's girl in a raunchy, sex filled, one night stand ;)

Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"

Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"

Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."

Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022

tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.

That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!

by arcturusprime November 19, 2010