Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.

by Rude Dude December 15, 2019

bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022

stakeout takeout

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.

Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.

by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008

Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

by Jesus Smabba November 2, 2009

french takeout

when someone throws up on purpose to make themselves look beautiful and/or fit into clothes that are too small for them, they are said to be having french takeout. also known as bulimia.

Oh god these jeans fit a week ago! I'm gonna go have some french takeout.

by blackado September 27, 2008

Mexican Takeout

The form of 69 where the partners primary focus is to eat each others anus.

Hey man your not looking to good today.

I know, my girl wanted to go out to eat last night.

Must have gotten some mexican takeout

You could say that

by areyoubeefin December 17, 2011

nigerian takeout

People in Nigeria is so poor that they would suck other peoples dicks just to get something in their stomach.

Hi Honey, you want a nigerian takeout?

by CarbonArc July 23, 2017