Car Takeover

When a bunch of traffic-ass cars go to an Amazon warehouse parking lot to do donuts in a Chevy Suburban and all the kids think it is drifting

"Bro are you going to the car takeover later?"
"nah bro, my mom said she needs to use the elantra tonight, let me know if the cops come"

by Walmartboadrider November 19, 2020

kevin takeover

Kevin is Jawn from the band Waterparks dog, and a lot of the Waterparks fanbase decided to set their profile picture to the same image and set their Display Names (DN's) to 'kevin'. This was known as the Kevin Takeover. The fans who participated in using the hashtag 'KevinNationArmy' did this so that other Kevins could see their tweets. This started off as unproblematic but the 'big parxies' decided to hate on them for it and cancel the kevins.

R.I.P kevin takeover.

big parxie: "This is really problematic. You're giving people anxiety and it's really annoying and childish."
kevin #1: "It's literally a dog."
kevin #2,3,4,5.. etc: "kevin."

or

twitter user 1: "whos kevin?"
kevin cult: "kevin"
twitter user 2: "it's Jawn's dog. people are using the profile picture and dn to have fun but the big parxies have a problem with that."

or

twitter user: "whats kevin takeover?"
a kevin trying to recruit new kevins: "we are going to try and take over stan twitter by using the hashtag '#KevinNationArmy'. Join us, we have cookies."

by kevin #27 May 20, 2020

tap takeover

A tap takeover is when a single craft brewery gains exclusive control of a bar or restaurant's draft or draught lines. This is most often done as a promotional event but on occasion it can occur by accident. A tap takeover begins with 3 draft lines and has exceeded 25. There is currently no Guinness World Record for most beers tapped by a single brewery at an off-site location. A tap takeover ends when each keg is "kicked" or "tapped out" or "eighty-sixed" or "cashed" or "all gone". There is no telling how long a tap takeover will last but often it is too long. There is no Guinness World Record for shortest tap takeover to date.

I heard Logboat Brewing is releasing their double mocha, candied boysenberry, triple dry-hopped Quad at the Tap Takeover tonight!

by BeerWench5000 June 27, 2018

Hostile Takeover

When you take control of a business situation by forcing your way in because it isn't up to par with your company's standards, or you buyout or buy in to a company in order to take control of it, often done by the company's competition in order to either shut it down or forcibly make it an asset or ally.

Person: Why does the sign outside say "under new management"?

Person 2: Hostile takeover, they swooped in and booted the old guys.

by AreSeeCola June 22, 2013

corporate takeover

when a large company swarms and corners a small company and buys it

corporate takeovers are destroying small businesses

by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004

quotev takeover

A takeover is a group of people on quotev who are all matching their profiles to one specific theme (examples: MHA/BNHA Takeovers, or DBH Takeovers).

-"dude do you wanna start a quotev takeover?"
-"sure lets be countries"

by ikonko January 12, 2022

Conservative Takeover

The incredible shift to the right this website is currently undergoing. Historically, most of the authors here have tended to lean left-wing or libertarian. But it's changing.

Evolution, an established scientific theory, is now ridiculed.

The front page for Liberal is now under attack by angry, frustrated right wingers.

Abortion has undergone similar attacks.

Don't even bother with the page for Barack Obama.

The liberals on this site need to wake up, we're getting buried.

Conservative Takeover

It's not all that bad, though. Global warming is now frequented more by people who know what the hell they're talking about. Pages like God and Bible are still clearly dominated by the non-religious too.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011