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taft

the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack
careful of my taft
by ak_surfer October 21, 2003
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taft

"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
"Hey ma, are we home yet?

"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."

Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009
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Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.
Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!
by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021
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taft

a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.
nick fessenden is taft's coolest student.
by the one who knows March 5, 2004
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taft

There All Fuckin Tweekin. small town outside of bakersfield ca. populated mostley by illegal wetbacks and crackheads
taft has more drug bust than bakersfield and field workers
by neilnbob June 18, 2009
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taft

referred to like a stallion; a tall and handsome man. typically Sicilian. Usually spoils other people... especially the ladies. Also usually carries wads of cash and has money in the bank. Drawback is the large ego that comes with being a Taft.
Small towns can only handle one Taft at a time.
by redddd headdd February 9, 2010
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TAFT

Plaza that is the official hagout ot the GHTPs
Let's go to taft and tear it up!
by Prandeh January 21, 2004
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